Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.
Husband: what day is it today?
Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”
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1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
Can I give you a bj
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Blow job, fellatio, oral sex:
The act of giving head to a man …….
And making it to the ball 😏😁
“Last night was fun …..I got jiggy with my lady and it ended with the best Cinderella BJ ever”
The art of getting a blow job where the girl goes all the way down and blows out like a whales blowhole releasing air and saliva.
My girlfriend was sucking my dick blew so hard she gave me an orca bj
When a girl is on her menstral cycle; She puts her fingers on her vagina and puts it in her mouth. After she then sucks the male's penis.
Tina the Llama took out her tampon and after gave Guillermo a bloody bj.