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Sword fight

When two men that are gay fight with there dicks in a sexual way!

Hey wanna have a sword fight? Take off your pants man and let's have a sword fight !

by fresh boy! November 25, 2016

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bitch Fight

A reason for men to get popcorn

James: Bitch fight!
Rob:POPCORN!

by PowerPie January 25, 2015

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dough fight

a simple fight of the dough. which dough? your dough. and her dough. and his dough. ERRRRYONES dough. itโ€™s doughpe.

her- โ€œdo you want to go back to my place?โ€ him-โ€œyes but iโ€™m really just in the mood for a good ole dough fight. nothing more nothing less.โ€

by dough_fights_r_us April 29, 2020


turkey fight

When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.

Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.

Example)

Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!

Challenged: I accept. On-guard!

Example 2)

Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"

Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"

Example 3)

In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.

by The Turkey King August 25, 2013


fighting colors

when a man or woman is wearing an outfit that looks perticulairly tacky, he or she is said to be "fighting colors." if they are really tacky, the phrase "and the colors are winning" is added to the end of the phrase.

A fat woman walks in a bar wearing a hot pink dress with a yellow belt and green shoes.

"That ho is fighting colors and the colors are winning."

by Christina From Da Mo January 23, 2008


Bite fight

The activity that is created from nibble fest gone insane.

Jivette and Leigh Ann were in the back seat of the car experimenting with the art of nibbling each other's arms as a form of provocation. This lead to the intense event of a bite fight that ended with great pleasure to my eyes since I don't kiss and tell.

by iampromo October 7, 2019


Fight Club

I can't talk about fight club.....

Jack: Hey so what's fight club?
Adam: YOU DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB GAWD JACK

by ecFTW December 5, 2016