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national spend time with your girlfriend day
spending time with ur girlfreind on may 30
30 calories refers to a vagina, because when you eat out then that’s actually 30 calories.
“Ayy imma eat 30 calories tonight”
The time of day when you (virtually) have a beer with your peeps.
I'm SO lonely. Can't wait for zoom:30 to kick back and have a cold one with my besties
The day anyone can skip school.
Teacher: Why was everyone gone yesterday?
Student: It was November 30th
in December 30 we all are cowboys .
farah: pedro, happy birthday! you are a cowboy today!
pedro: then ride my horse!
in December 30 we all are cowboys
national slap a bitch day 😈💯😮 💨❤️ 🩹
Example:
hoe: hey bae! todays december 30th!
real nigga: yeah, national slap a bitch day! *beats the fuck out of this stupid little hoe ass bitch that probably fucks 53 gigachads everyday on my all my niggas loc fuck yall niggas loc yall all bitches and ill slap every single one of you hoe ass opp ass niggas today*
October 30 is the day to annoy your tallest and shortest friend. Pick up your short friend and ask dumb questions to your talk friend. If it is you, too bad!
Annabelle- “Hi Lily and Ava guess what day it is?!?”
LILY- “What?!?”
Annabelle- “October 30, ya know, tall and short friend day”
Ava - “ Oh no!!!! Run Lily!”
Annabelle- “How is the weather up there Ava”