Buffalo Trot

The act of bending your girlfriend over a table, bed, or couch naked, then standing back 10-15 feet and running at her full force with an erected penis, trying to get it into either her anus or vagina.

Doctor: So, John, how'd you break your penis?

John: Well, I was doing the Buffalo Trot to my girlfriend and missed.

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Buffalo Exchange

Hipster thrift store located in urban neighborhoods. Clerks generally nice, find many deals.

Ex 1:

Young Boy "LOOK its a mexican jacket at Buffalo Exchange"

Gay clerk " *cough cough* its a ponchooo"

Ex 2:

Young girl "look i found the American Apparel shirt i was looking for only $10 cheaper at Buffalo Exchange"

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University at Buffalo

A prestigious and preppy university in Buffalo, New York. It was created in 1846 by the eventual 13th President of the United States, Millard Fillmore. The school was a private institution until 1962 when it became a public SUNY school. Today, "UB" has 3 campuses; the old South campus, the large north campus, and the modernized downtown campus. Alumni have produced 7 Nobel Prize winners, 3 Pulitzer Prize winners, 1 prime minister, 1 US president, and over 25 NFL players, just to name a few.

The school offers highly ranked degrees in business, law, architecture, medicine, pharmacy, education, and numerous arts and sciences degrees.

UB is also hard to get into...with only a 50% admit rate. It has higher admission rates than UMass, Stony Brook, Rhode Island, Vermont, Maine, and New Hampshire.

Person 1: Wow, you're smart, wealthy, and very good looking. Where did you go to college?

Person 2: UB - University at Buffalo, The State University of New York.

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yawning buffalo

A gaping hairy vagina resembling a Yawning Buffalo. Quite foul in smell, it's very unkempt and vile. Normally found on hippie whores; those of a Free Spirit and willing to fuck you at The Burning Man Festivals and Rainbow Gatherings.

There was this chick we all banged at the our last Rainbow gathering and after all 12 of us had our way with her, her patchuoli smelling yawning buffalo squirted a bowl full of man-porridge.

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buffalo eye

When a girl is checking you out.

"That girl is giving you the buffalo eye! She must be hungry!"

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angry buffalo

while fucking a girl, pull your dick out and pour buffallo wing sauce on it and stick it in again.

Last night I was fucking a girl and gave her the angry buffalo.

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buffalo mozzarella

Cheese made from the milk of the buffalo. the only real mozz.

her anus had the slightly tangy taste of buffalo mozzarella

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