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con-job

When you get so fucked up at a concert that you get a hand job in the crowd.

"yo dude, datsik was so dope!"
"yeah man, did you hear that con-don got a con-job. he was so fucked up!"
"what?! that lucky son of a bitch!"

by roddyward January 10, 2013


neo-con

1. A new "con", or "confidence trick", intended to deceive or rob innocent people.
2. Any person who uses such tricks.
3. A digital Matrix effective at duping Neo.

A: My father used to bamboozle us all with big words. But I learnt to blind my kids with science. Now my son baffles his kids with statistics.

B: That's so last week! The neo-con blind-sides the digiterati with vitriolic tweets and a blog about success backed by his YouTube degrees.

by yuyiya November 26, 2011


con-glompmerate

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.

Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate

by PyroTeknik January 07, 2008


con-vict

Short for conservative victim. A conservative who believes the world is out to get them because they are conservative/religious/republican/white.

Hey! did you see all of those con-victs at the white pride parade today?

by Jolly69 January 20, 2021


con cac

con cac is the vietnamese way of saying "dick" or "cock" it usually means you are gay.

I am a "con cac."

by Kappalord123 August 12, 2020


Dis Con

Dis Con (short for disorderly conduct) is, in many countries, a criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.

In the United States, laws vary by state, but common examples of Dis Con include:

(1) fighting,
(2) making an unreasonable amount noise and continuing to do so after being asked to stop,
(3) disrupting a lawful assembly of persons,
(4) conduct that is likely to result in serious bodily injury to a person,
(5) conduct that is likely to result in serious damage to property.

In most cases, Dis Con is a misdemeanor, but in certain special situations, like deliberately disrupting a funeral, it can be a felony.

by durpthesecond February 01, 2018


tea-o-con

Fake libertarians trying to take over the tea party movement who are, in reality, nothing more than pissed-off neo-con libertarian wannabes.

The tea-o-con Sara Palin actually asked Obama to bomb Iran.

by Xigman February 11, 2010