August 24

August 24 is where we celebrate Kobe and his daughter For everything they’ve done by supporting fans and family and friends

Hey what’s today:
You: August 24 national Kobe day

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july 24

“BIG DICK BOII SMOKE CHRONIC BIG DICK BDB SMOKE WEEDEWE”

on july 24 we use this saying all day “hey how are yo-” “ I HAVE A BIG DICK BDB BIG DICK BOII SMOKE CHRONIC BIG DICK BDB SMOKE WEEDEWE”

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March 24

a day where you go to sams club and poop in a diaper and let it fall and stain the floor

*at sams club*
Bailey: ew what is coming out of your diaper!
Lacey: it’s march 24th, poop duh
Bailey:oh yeahhhhh!

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march 24

national leave a poop stain on the sam's club floor day

person 1: *at sams club* omg there's a poop stain on the floor

person 2: the person who did that must've been born on march 24

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September 24

National make fun of your short friends day

Hey Ally! Happy September 24! By the way, you’re a fucking gremlin

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Aug 24

A+ fuckers

People who are born on Aug 24 are A+ fuck buddys

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April 24

This is a day the most silly, gorgeous, and kind-hearted, bad-ass bitch was born. This is the girl who you can stunt wit, be goofy wit, and cry wit. She will stick by your side through ups and downs no matter was. She takes risks to have fun. But most importantly will beat a bitch up for you if she has to. Her zodiac sign is a Taurus which means she is characterized by her stability and determination. Talented in so many different categories so nobody can stand this bitch up. periot.

person: wait im confused why is she such a bad bish
other person: duh cuz she was born on April 24

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