April 8th, 2014

The worst day of 2014: Windows XP finally became obsolete, and its support officially ended.
Rest In Peace Windows XP. You were the best operating system ever. I'll still use you in my VM's...

Guy 1: What's this about Windows XP support ending on April 8th, 2014?
Guy 2: Dude, Windows XP is dying.
Guy 1: RIP Windows XP

February the 8th

A day to eat dick and finger pussy.

Ohh look its February the 8th lets eat a dick!

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Million Dollar 8th

The Million Dollar 8th is the holy grail of dope. The Million Dollar 8th is not a force to be reckoned with, as ending up in the wrong hands could be catastrophic. The quality of the bud is unlike any other, and simply put this shit puts you on your ass. The only limitation of the bag, is that you HAVE to buy it solely as an 8th. ( Sorry, no 270,000 grams folks).

Bill: Hey whatever happened to Frank?
Todd: Uh the last time I saw him he was smoking that Million Dollar 8th to his head.
Bill: Wasn't that like....six years ago?
Todd: Uhhhh....guess so.

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8th grade dream

The only goal of any 8th grader in the world, to fit in and get laid. most likely achieved by pressuring undeveloped girlfriends or being pressured by the big titted sluts of the school. A girl's 8th grade dream does not involve getting laid as often, however, girls will attempt to stretch their cunt around age 9.

Fag: Hey Larry just got laid!

Mexican Fag: He's definitely living the 8th grade dream

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October 8th 2021

Kassy: What’s today?

Lauren: It’s October 8th 2021 National Date Night Day where you go on a date with your special person

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September 8th, 2022

The day that the "immortal" queen died.

I can't believe I outlived the old immortal hag, she died on September 8th, 2022!

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December 8th

Some of the most boring people were born on this day. If you were born on this day, I feel bad for you, you poor soul.

Oh wow, she's boring.
Well yeah, she was born on December 8th

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