Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

Cat

an animal that has a tail and is scared of pickles, snakes, and bananas.

if you put a banana next to a cat while it's eating its food it will jump in the air.

Cat

UK road man slang, a cat is basically a drug dealer or a plug

Cee don't do no fraud I trap say yo to the local cat

Cat

A rather small part of the feline family. A cousin of the racoon feline.

Hey look at this cool cat.

cat

coochie

my man just ate my cat last night

Cat

The best pet.

John: What is a cat
Intellectual: Better than dogs. Also how did you not know that

cat

also known as sex kitten;
the hottest chick you willl evvvver see or meet.
she turns gay guys straight. a lot of ugly ass bitches are jealous because they want to look like her.
she is every guys helen.

guy: dayummm that is one fine ass cat! shittt.
girl: omg i wish i looked like her, but i'm an ugly bitch!

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