Christian is that guy everyone finds annoying but is still friends with. He likes to insult people. Every time he opens his mouth you know it’s something stupid or something so smart it’s still stupid. He’s annoying but he’s smart. Likes to use bigger words
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets to hire someone to smack you everyday for a week”
is that christian i see over there cuz it looks like he finna cum
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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)
A human porcupine that needs to get a haircut as quick as yesterday
Christian dinosaur be lookin like a whole pineapple
He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.
Christian is ___
A type of nigga that dates girls named Aliyah and krischell. Looks like a turtle and build like a stick bug. He is most likely to be ashy everywhere and ask for some lotion. You will also see the mark from his tight ass durag on his head 🤣🤣. He lives in a broken down crack house in riverside
Christian is a broke ass nigga
He is a melon head wanker who managed to split his dad's condom and the prick was born and that is why the world has fallen to a new stage of retarded.
Christian is dumb as fuck lmfao