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What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
She is so fine she could get it any day
Do you know jennifer cruz..
Yeah she sooo fine!
Normally the youngest child that has slight brain disabilities and is questionable. Very questionable. She also steals her older sister's clothes and say afterwards that her style is shitty. She also thinks that she's cool because she talks to high schoolers. And as annoying as she is, she's also funny and concerning. She knows when to take certain things seriously and she knows how to be the life of the party. She's outgoing and more adventurous than what she puts herself out to be. She's way more brave than what I could ever be, and I will forever look up to her for that, as much as I hate to admit it.
''Happy birthday, Alexis Natalie Cruz''
The face you make when ramming a dildo up your ass/cooch a little too vigorously.
I was having anal with my lady and she was making every cruz face. It was like watching the presidential debates.
He does not care what people think. He gets all the ladies and is so sexy
Who look at him he’s like Cruz Allegianis Pierce
He is him. The ultimate Gigarick stands above all.
Watch out, you wouldn’t want to get in front of a Ricardo Cruz Martinez’s way.
Awesome girl(usually a Filipino) who is most of the time shy, but has a good heart for everyone. She tries hard to do her work but still can't do her work, because she has a massive stress on her head.
Boys are mad to see her face because her face is damn good. Her face lightens up whenever she smiles but it turns red after seeing a man she loves because she can't overcome her shyness.
Guys: hey man see her"justine dela cruz" that's what her name. She is so good that i want to become her friend.
Justine: i can't because i don't want.
Guys: don't lie.
Justine: ..... just go to hell.