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A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.
Did you really tell Kaitlin no?! Wowww, thats such a gage thing to do.
Someone who loves to put milk in peoples locker. A Gage is somebody who loves to cause chaos and loves the smell of rotten milk.
Person 1: why does my bag smell weird
Person 2: YOU HAVE BEEN MILKED! IM GAGE AND I MILKED YOU
A zigzagging hipocrit that likes round viberating things that pull his arm
Gage is probably gay
A kind, super cool, funny guy that is a lot smarter than he believes he is. Gage can do anything he puts his mind to.
That guy Gage has his shit together!
Funnnnn, sweet ,handsome, great friend, tall curly hair
What's up gage?
Gage: nothing much wbu?
Gage is the kinda guy you want by your side when you have to fight the worst battle of your life. He’s tough and he’s loyal. He can be a jerk sometimes but he always defends the ones he loves. He spent his early years filling up on ho ho’s and ding dongs because crappy sweets are one of his weaknesses. But now a days you’ll find him dirt biking, fixing up his Jeep, and taking naps. Go get yourself a Gage before someone else takes him.
Where’s Gage? Oh he left to go shooting with his homies.