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jasper and colt

The best couple ever <3

Wow if this relationship ends horribly the definition for Jasper and Colt will be up forever.

by coltiepoo March 8, 2024


jasper michael

Campus hearthrob but faithful when he is inlove. He will never let you down. Never cheat and always makes you feel like a queen. God centered relationship is what he like.

Naughty yet knows how to respect women. Loves his family very much but tend to be ignored.

Jasper michael is such a good guy!

by JJJ1007 June 8, 2021


Jaspers punch

A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.

My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.

by Yispa April 21, 2021


Jasperate

When a man bends his limp penis and puts it inside his own butthole and proceeds to have sex till he orgasms inside himself.

"That guy is weird, all he does is lock himself in his bedroom and jasperates all day and night.."

by Dirtbackinator February 6, 2023


Chloe + jasper

match made in heaven despite what Chloe says

FOREVER AND EVER Chloe + jasper. AMEN

by Dachel Ronne February 24, 2021


Jasper's time

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017


jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.

I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.

by marthastewart731 December 13, 2015