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When you urinate on someone native to New Zealand.
Toni told me she was from down under so I flipped her over and turned her into a golden kiwi.
It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.
Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.
A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.
Kiwi-man: what? Why?
Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .
Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO
(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head
He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit
A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
a loud ass kid that screams alot
Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up