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Kiwi day, kiwi is even more powerful on this day and everyone must become kiwi
Person 1: hey you know what day it is! Kiwi Day!
Person 2: what on earth are you ta- *kiwifies*
A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head
He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit
A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.
Kiwi-man: what? Why?
Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .
Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO
(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
When Kiwi says something you don't like
Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi
It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum
"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."
A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).