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Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.
Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
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the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019
Alex: yo jacob.
Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.
jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.
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A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."
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A living and breathing dryer sheet
Dang Kyle look it’s you
*points to dryer sheet*
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the EXTREME GAMER that will chug monsters and punch holes through his wall
person 1: yo you see Kyle yet?
person 2: yahhh he shattered his hand from punching his concrete wall but some how managing to break it.
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Kyle, he is a very untrustworthy person, he loves his friends, he is very predictable and sometimes extremely annoying, he has beautiful eyes and many friends he may lose them from time to time but he gets them back, he is very short compared to his friends with his very fair skin and dark hair, kyle can do amazing things but he doesn't motivate himself too. just saying a kyle is extraordinary and rare to be friends with.
kyle is a
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when one man sticks his penis in another mans asshole.
they kyled all night long.
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