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A male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.
Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.
Chris: Hey Steve - did you invite Jim to the party this weekend?
Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.
Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.
Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.
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refering to the vag when a girl is wanting to have sexual relations.
jewels is making a pubby salad and she needs some of seth's own dressing!
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A salad that consist of fried chicken, kool-aid and fried watermelon
i had a juicy nigga-salad last night
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When you know its safe to eat somebodys ass due to the fact that they've had nothing to eat for acouple of days.
Damn girl you're looking hella skinny, how about I pay you $2 for a Tunisia Salad.
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1. When the night ends with someone hooking up with more than 1 fat chick at the same time
2. Eating out the ass of a fat chick
"He totally ended his night with a hog salad, i saw 2 Hogs leaving his house this morning with sex hair, Scary stuff"
"I had a hog salad last night, chick was at least 250lbs"
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When one or more strands of cannabis are placed together to smoke
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The devils salad is a simple mixture tha will kick your ass and melt you to the couch before you even know it your passed out.
Ingridients:
1. Lucifers lettuce: aka. Marijuanna, pot, weed, mary jane, reefer, or bud.
2. Crazy crutons: aka. Hash, hasheesh, gods dandruff, or bubble.
3. Risky ranch: aka. Hash oil, green ick, hash resin, green bubble.
Directions: First grind lucifers lettuce into desired size for smoking. Then break up crazy crutons to desired size and sprinkle on top of lucifers lettuce. Finally take a paperclip and straighten it out, make sure there is no plastic on the paperclip. Dip paperclip in vile of risky ranch until desired amount of oil is attached to it. Take lighter and heat up the oil lightly above the bowl peice until melted on top. Smoke and reveal you to yourself.
There you go, now how to make the infamous Devils Salad
The ultimate in marijuana smoking enjoy.
Jhon doe: "man I wanna get so baked I can't move for hours, you know not just baked but mega bake, like betty croker baked"
Jane doe: "I don't know what should we do"
Jhon doe: "I know let's go on urban dictionary and look up ideas"
Jane doe: "ok, there's something here called the. The Devils Salad looks like we would get so baked"
Jhon doe: "what do we have to do man?"
Jane doe: "says here we just gotta mix lucifers lettuce, crazy crutons, and risky ranch"
Jhon doe: " let's do it Yeahhhhh!"
30 Minutes Later.
Jhone doe: "whoollyy crrapp theyyss wasss wrighhht I dnnt evwenn knww wherrree I amms I dnnt thhnnk I ccaann even mooovee I luvvv thhhe Deviilllsss ssaaladd!"
Jane doe: " ii knnoww mmannn thhhisss iiisss ttthheee hiiigggghhessst ii eveerrr beeennn thhhannkkssss whhhoooeeevvveeerrr pppuuutttt iiiittt oonnn uuurrrbbaan ddiiicctiiiooonnnaaarrryy1"
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