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Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.

Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”

by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023


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by haifblsgbyasvycarlvlqasvkacsru May 17, 2021

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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner

Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj

by Xmyhabit April 1, 2017

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by Huge Monicle May 12, 2021

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Korean BJ

Korean BJ is they doing 19+ content can be watching by some under 19 however mostly under 19 had to ban these Korean BJ and doing a protest

Korean BJ: Hello My name is Min Jung
Park: SHUT UP BJ CLOWN

by Hyebun1 May 16, 2021

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Nat BJ

When a person named Natalie gives head

John: Hey I got a Nat BJ from that girl
Dave: Nat is great.

by Pierre the french December 8, 2020


bloody bj

When a girl is on her menstral cycle; She puts her fingers on her vagina and puts it in her mouth. After she then sucks the male's penis.

Tina the Llama took out her tampon and after gave Guillermo a bloody bj.

by The Morning Redwood March 4, 2014