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Millions of women leave their significant others at home while they take Zumba Fitness Classes (because their significant others refuse to take Zumba Fitness). This has resulted in the phenomena of the "Zumba Boyfriend": The cool (cause he is not afraid to shake his booty), token male, (or few males) in a Zumba Fitness class, that women want to hang out with during every class.
See Also: Neglected Zumba Husband
Jim refuses to come to Zumba Fitness class with me, but that's OK cause I always get to dance next to Rueben, my "Zumba Boyfriend."
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when a girl is approached by a guy/guys and they begin to carry out a conversation, during which the girl mentions her boyfriend. then, all of a sudden, the guy(s) make up excuses to no longer talk to her. After dropping the boyfriend bomb, the guy(s) scatter.
Bill: I was having a lively conversation with Sarah from down the street until she dropped the boyfriend bomb. Then i decided it wasn't worth pursuing and told her I had to go help my mom cook dinner.
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v.: to hide things that one may not want a boyfriend to see, such as; letters from ex-boyfriends, pictures of you with old boyfriends, trinkets gathered from dates with ex-boyfriends, that picture of you before you felt confident with your body, anything that has to do with an ex-boyfriend or a male friend.
Vicky: Hey do you still have that picture of you, Jimmy, my date and I from when we went on that group date?
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight.
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some weird type of guy that teenage girls idealize as the PERFECT BOYFRIEND like some fairytale movie- even though in reality guys are just guys, like girls are just girls.
He is perfect in every superficial way: he screenshots your every snaps, he sends CUTE texts, and HUGS you, and gives you his HOODIE. He is perfect, and also uses VSCO. Also, he is also just an idea and not an actual human. So there’s that.
omg I wanna have a VSCO boyfriend!!!! he would be perfect and cute in every way!!! omg I love being stuck in a fantasy world!!!
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When a girl talks to her boyfriend in an annoying and high pitched voice. Usually this girl will deny the fact that they use it and be annoyed at the sound of other girls using it.
John: Who's in there with you?
Jack: Andrea? Why?
John: Oh because she sounds different.
Jack: That's because she's on the phone with Jeff, what you're hearing is her boyfriend voice
John: Ohhh okay.
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a duche fuck who probably told you that he loved you and never wanted to let you go and then decided that you were too negative for him, even though he was the one bitching and whinning all the time about how he broke his leg and couldn't do anything, then broke up with you to go out with a whore he probably slept with in college, and broke up with you through a fucking email while you were on vacation because he was too much of a pussy to do it in person.
my ex boyfriend should lie quietly while i cut off each limb of his body with a small knife, so its long and painful.
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The term unofficial boyfriend is used to describe the male partner in the relationship when neither of the people in the relationship have made it official. The term unofficial boyfriend is used to show you intend to make said boy/man your boyfriend at some point. If you have an unofficial boyfriend you may act and speak as if he is your boyfriend but technically he is not. Exclusivity with unofficial boyfriends is optional, unlike with official ones.
“I will ask him out eventually, but for now he is my unofficial boyfriend”
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