gorilla mask

You shave off the person's pubes and put them in a ziplock bag. Then you spunk on their face and then sprinkle the hair over it.

Johnny helped me put together a gorilla mask for my halloween costume.

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Emotional Mask

An emotional mask is how someone (usually with mental problems such as anxiety, depression, etc) protects and/ or hides certain emotions from people. Sometimes they can seem to be someone entirely different. Tearing away a person’s emotional mask/s can cause a range of problems from said person being upset with you for a week or two, and can get as worse as someone completely detaching themselves from you entirely.

Never tear away someone’s emotional mask

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Mask Pressure

Wearing a mask in public (generally an outdoor area) only of guilt since everyone else in the area is also wearing one

I always feel safe walking outside during corona, but the fact that everyone else is wearing a mask makes me guilty about not wearing one

Damn, mask pressure is a powerful thing

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Slave Mask

The masks everyone wears to save lives during the planned, organized partial shutdown of the US economy in the second quarter.

Oh shit, I left my slave mask in my car, I better get it so I can go inside.

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Masked by Pi

When a formula looks more complex than it is because it contains the constant π, whose sight or sound often frightens those who suffer from math anxiety.

Guesstimate how many mature students worldwide are reluctant to sign up for short math or statistics courses to upgrade themselves, because they are masked by pi.

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Goony Mask

A ski mask, bio mask, Air breather mask that goes over the whole head and face. Used to rob, steal and kill. Usually accompanied wit a goony pump.

Aye put dem goony masks on and get dem goony pumps we fin to roll up on dem niggaz.

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mouth mask

A mask worn in a fashion that covers the mouth only. This leaves the nose free for easier breathing while creating the impression that one is conforming to COVID protocols. This style has been observed everywhere from Walmart checkout lines to presumptive nominees for President of the United States.

Mike is sporting a mouth mask, but there is no danger because Mike is a mouth breather.

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