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The equivalent of a motorboat for guys. When a woman motorboats a mans balls vigorously. Often s
Dude, Jess gave me a mean Newton’s cradle the other night, my nuts haven’t been the same since.
A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!
The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.
Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "
Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.
He also invented Gravity and Calculus.
He is also still alive till this day.
Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?
Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
If Sally sits 5 meters away from the pivot of a seesaw, and has a weight of 600N. The moment is 3000Nm (Newton meters).
when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.
newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.