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every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20
"Mommy, how come Stoner Clause always gives me less weed then he gives Johnny?"
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An emo who hates themselves and the world, and smokes pot to feel better and be happy. We dress emo, but are major stoners. Sounds contradictory, but makes sense if you think about it.
I'm always depressed, so I smoke weed all the time to get over it. I'm an emo stoner.
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The effect on the eyes after smoking marijuana. (They become bloodshot, red and squinty. This is why stoners always carry Visine.)
I had mad stoner eyes after smoking that eighth.
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A delicious desert created post-toke by taking a bowl or plate and filling it with a mix of anything with sugar; cereal, icing, cake, pudding, jell-o, etc.
1:Ahh shit dude is that a stoner pie?!
2:Yea man grab a spoon.
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The occurrence of ashy remnants on one's finger (generally index) from cleaning the bowl of one's piece.
Hey, whoever takes stoner finger tonight gets the first package of peanut butter M&Ms.
Son, I know you smoked tonight because of your tell-tale stoner finger!
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Kids who,as the name implies, get stoned on a regular basis and are around others who do the same. Most stoners live in boring suburban areas where there is little to do. They tend to dislike most non-stoners or anyone who is more mainstream, though this isn't always the case. Most stoners tend to have an alternative style that may be mixed in with styles of scene kids or goths. More "unique" appearance than the average joe. They tend to stick together, and commonly don't try and put effort into their schoolwork as they want to keep up their reputation of not caring. They also have a tendency to get in trouble with their school, as they sometimes carry substances with them. In general, they are more accepting of people who are different, which makes stoners hard to point out as they are a mix of many different kinds of people that smoke just as much.
For stoner kids, smoking weed is their favorite recreational pass time.
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A result of the natural phenomenon of social networking via cannabis smoking, the Stoner Pipeline is a system of individuals who are acquainted or closer to each other solely because they both share the characteristic of being a marijuana smoker a.k.a. a stoner.
Every true stoner has their own personal Stoner Pipeline (whether they know it or not) consisting of all the people they know that smoke. A true stoner holds these people differently than others. A true stoner sees another stoner as a sort of brethren. A mutual sense of respect connects these true stoners, because both are active in something illegal and what they were taught not to do, yet they live it and love it.
Regions that have smaller stoner populations actually have stronger Stoner Pipelines connection. The less stoners there are in an area, the closer and more dependent the stoners are on each other. In these sort of regions people can become best friends as soon as they find out the other is a stoner.
-How do you know Davy?
-Through the Stoner Pipeline.
-Huh?
-.....I bought weed from him one time.
-Oh.
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