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drinking breast milk for fun not nutrition.
Dude can you thaw out some of that breast milk so I can add it to my coffee? Oh man you're making a Na milkshake aren't you?
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After having anal sex with a male or female. The male ejaculates into the anal crack and as your partner is moaning in acceptance you slurp all of the ejaculation out of the anal crack.
Okay honey I will now preform the cum milkshake on you.
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After anal sex, the deposited semen and excrament are dripped into a glass and consumed by both parties.
I just done her up the bum. We both tucked into a Mississippi Milkshake afterwards. Beautiful!
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This delicious act is performed by ejaculating while wearing a condom. Then, without removing the condom, the woman inserts a large bendy straw and proceeds to slurp up the tasty treet.
There's nothing my girlfriend enjoys more on a cool fall afternoon then a warm vanilla milkshake.
Homemade vanilla milkshakes! Get yer homemade vanilla milkshakes! Is a popular refrain heard at sporting events throughout San Francisco.
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Milk and up to three bananas - depending on how much you're making, and how thick you want it (thicker is better) - all mixed in a blender until there are no more banana chunks. A teaspoon of vanilla is added, (MUST be done!) and mixed again.
You've just created one of the best drinks ever (next to root beer, of course), and it's good for you.
: You wanna make a banana milkshake?
: Sure! I love them.
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The act in which the male(during sex) cums in the woman's nose, and then punches her in the nose, therein creating a white/pink strawberry milkshake type liquid.
Dude, you need to control your bitch.
Bro, I gave that ho a strawberry milkshake, and she shut the fuck up after that.
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