dog act

the act of betraying your friends!

so and so got engaged over the weekend but instead of telling his close mates, they found out via text message from his women! dog act!!

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Class act

The act of being against marijuana usage, pro-Troops, and anti pre-marital sex.

Barry: Hey Lisa you wanna have sex?
Lisa: Sorry Barry, but I’m a class act.
Barry: Bet so you tryna light up?
Lisa: No Barry, once again, I’m a class act.

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Wojack Acting

When an actor makes the funny scream wojack face.

Twitch pog epic Pyrocynical called out Wojack Acting in his 7:41:08 long video

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act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

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Dog Act

The act of one selling someone out or betraying someone, usually their friend or colleague. Usually occurs for the attendance of an event e.g. a wedding, party or other social function.

Steve: "Hey man are you coming to my birthday party next weekend?"
Zoran: "Yeah man 100% for sure!"
Steve: "Hey have you guys seen Zoran, he said he was coming?"
Josh: "Nah Zoran's a dog, just one of his many dog acts probably."

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Acting Uvalde

Acting uvalde is behavior in such a way that is extremely ghetto and irrational.where people’s mind sets are generated by multiple generations of incest. Where the men are bred to be complete worthless pieces of shit mommy boys that never amount to shit in life and the females have bigger dicks than any dudes. They act ghetto and have no sense of the outside world. Only small minded pee brains.

STOP acting Uvalde, it’s fuckin emberresing!

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Solo-Act

When someone does something stupid by themself.
They either choose to, are force to, or symply end up proceeding alone on a mission that shows very little likleyhood of a non-negative outcome.

"I'm not riding along for this death-defying stunt! Better make it a Solo-Act, man!"
"Johnny went on some kind of Solo-Act last night and ended up in jail."
"Fuck it! If nobody wants to roll with me, I'll do a Solo-Act! Then I don't have to split the money!"

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