absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.
person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf
person 3: its absolute gibberish
Text That Has No Meaning Behind It
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Absolute Gibberish
A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer
youre not an epic absolute gamer noob
That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
An extremely unpleasant situation that calls for an immediate resolution
The test we wrote yesterday was absolute bombo or it was A.B
1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid
2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel
2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel