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Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.
Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro
When you fall over spectacularly.
"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".
Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.
e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'
Proffers that society is a dialectic between people with high levels of sex hormones and people with low levels of sex hormones.
Anathematic to historical materialism which posits that society is a conflict between high-capital people and low-capital people.
Bio-absolutism is the rhizomatic (Guattarian) counterpart to Marx's dialecticical materialism.
An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
A: Says some dumb bullshit
B: You absolute melon
To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana
Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you