Alabama Pancake

The Alabama Pancake is when a guy takes a shit on a girl's stomach or chest, smooths it out with his butt-cheeks so it looks like a pancake, and then cums on top so it looks like a little whipped cream topping. :)

I found blueberries in my Alabama Pancake.

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Baja Alabama

The geographic region South of Alabama; Northwest Florida Panhandle.

Bubba didn't care for the anthropology Professor's implication that offspring born to natives of Baja Alabama often didn't have the benefit of married parents...what did he know?...his parents was kin before he was born.

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alabama hotpocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

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Alabama Twist

A superbly difficult move that is also exceptionally homosexual. While one man is doing another man doggy-style in the ass, they must do 360s together as one unit. This move is also a favorite of exhibitionists; doing it in front of a window on an elevated mattress is encouraged.

As Jason and Jordan performed the Alabama Twist, they knocked over the lamp and accidentally kicked a hole in the wall.

Jake vomited after looking in the window because he saw two fat asses doing the Alabama Twist.

Victor had rug burn on his knees after Alex did him in the ass while doing 360s together. Alabama Twist baby!

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Alabama Snakerider

When the girl sits on your dick longways like one would if they’re riding large snake. This may be accompanied by a “Yeehaw”.

She was an alabama snakerider and broke my pelvic bone.

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alabama slammer

A sexual act consisting of shitting in a condom, then repetitively whaling on your lover with it.

Dude, last night i gave my bitch an Alabama slammer and the condom broke and it got everywhere.

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Alabama Raindrop

When you ejaculate in a womens left nostril and smack her in the back of the head until she coughs it up.

Man 1: Yo bro, my girl isn't enjoying sex anymore.
Man 2: Well what kind of method are you using?
Man 1: I tried the Cleveland Steamer, the Cincinnati Bowtie,
but nothing is fun for her.
Man 1: Try the Alabama Raindrop, she will never expect what is
coming.

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