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1. A term meaning the internet society using the original online program, AOL.
2. A crappy internet software everyone appears to hate that continues to suck.
"What the fuck is America Online? Some sort of telegraphic pole?"
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When I get big; I'm going, where he's going: South America.
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Paris Hilton is the slut of America. Therefore she is America's slut.
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The Penis Of America is another name for Florida, USA.
-Where do you live?
-'The Penis of America.'
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An organization that organizes and oversees band competitions, parades, and concerts for school band all over america. Most participants are high schools.
Are you going to the Bands of America regional tournament?
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Noun;
A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality
Worst. Bank. Ever.
B of A teller "Thank you for calling Bank of America, may we ruin your life today?"
B of A Broker "Yes sir, I am aware we approved your loan and gave you the money, but we changed our mind. Our CEO needs a new plane made out of gold and blood from orphens."
B of A credit dept "Ma'am, are aware you are now exaclty 5.8 seconds late paying your bill? We have to charge you a $500 late penalty. And a $100 fee for calling in your payment. And an extra $75 for my bonus. Oh that puts you over your limit... theres a fee for that too.. Anything else?"
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1) A nickname for the country above the United States, called Canada. It's famous for ... being that country above the USA. It has the same stores, brands, cars and way of life as America, but with free health care.
2) The city of Toronto, Ontario. Unofficially annexed by the United States, back in the 80's.
Torontonian: "Come visit Canada! It's great up here, we have big SUV's, McDonald's, Wal-Mart's and we even have the second tallest free standing structure in the world called the CN Tower, it looks like a penis!"
Homer: "Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America Jr.?"
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