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First there was the shocker. (2 in pink. 1 in stink)
Then there was the spocker. (Vulcan Perve Pinch)
But ultimately it has come to an end with the "Show Stopper".
Similer to the other two, the 'show stopper' is a sexual maneuver made on the female of the Homo sapien sapien species by either a male or female of the same species (or possibly other primate). The maneuver is executed by the giver placing his/her index finger into the receiver's vagina and the other three fingers of that hand (middle, ring and pinky) into their anus. The end result, to say the least, makes the fat lady sing.
"The "Shocker" was pleasant, and the "Spocker" nearly got me there... but the 'Show Stopper" was the end-all be-all of manual simultaneous vaginal/anal stimulation. Let's just say that it 'closed the curtains' on my night. That is... after the encore" Christa S.
"'Rectum? I hardly knew 'em!" Paul H.
"A word of advice... don't forget to clean very well under you fingernails before eating a tuna sanwich." The Guy.
"It is only one finger from anal fisting.. and that's a good thing." Bill N.
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One who does exceedingly stupid or irrational things, usually but not necessarily while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The word is believed to have originated as a spin-off of the 1976 ABC sitcom ‘The Gong Show’ where participants would perform until the judges deemed their performance too awful to continue. Note: gong show is commonly abbreviated to 'gong'. The act of calling somone a gong show is often accompanied by two of his buddies bashing an immaginary gong.
Wow, he's got vodka taped to his balls, what a gong show!
Tribe, your a fuckin gong show!
He just slid head 1st into a giant mud puddle 10 minutes before his philosophy exam, what a gong.
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An expression used when shocked at the size of something. Named after the WWE Superstar of the same name.
"ayo look at my new shoes"
"damn they are Big Show!"
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The type of show you go to where women don't wear anything but their shoes. a.k.a Strip club.
While trying to close a deal with some clients, I took them to the shoe show to help make up their minds.
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An exhibition where bizaar things are shown, rarities, curioses. In the past a form of entertainment very popular among people since it presented strangely-looking, somehow deformed people as presented in David Lynche's 'The Elephant Man'. It might presented fire-eaters and sword-swallowers as well.
We've been to a freak show. There was this woman who was able to fold herself in a cube and a guy whose body was covered in scales all over!
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Expression commonly used in the Australian military, meaning any event or organised activity that has degenerated into a poor joke, a waste of time or an outright disaster.
Alludes to a pop/rock concert, which usually preceded by unrealistic expectations and hype, turns out to be something less than expected due to technical faults, poor performance by the star act or just bad luck. Anything built up out of proportion to the ability to deliver, coupled with the event turning into a catastrophe is, or can be described as, a “rock show”.
“That last exercise we had with the Yanks at Shoalwater bay was disaster. Not only did it piss down rain all week, they send us the wrong radio frequencies, the A- vehicles never arrived and all our rations ended up stuck in traffic back at Rocky. The entire SNAFU was worse than a cluster, it was a real rock show!”
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the simple act of releasing gas from your brown eye (aka ass hole)
i just did the best show in social studies class
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