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When a mans penis isn't circumcised, it looks like an ant eaters mouth. ew
i could never sleep with a guy with an ant eater dick.
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a black human being that feels the need to be ignorant more often than not...and is usually vulgar about it...
"the ig-nigger-ant bastard cut me off and then threw me the finger...isn't that my job...I should make him my slave!"
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The louisiana ant farm is when ants crawl up a human anus and commence the making of an ant farm, complete with tunnels. The effect is known to be therapeutic and similar to that of accupuncture.
I fell asleep in the woods and woke up with a Louisiana Ant Farm!
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The Arkansas Ant Eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have sex with her. While having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. The ants from the ant hill crawl into her vagina and build a home.
Jill thought she had a nice date planned with Craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed vagina after getting knocked out during sex. She fell victim to The Arkansas Ant Eater.
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When Lady Antebellum and Lady Gaga form a duo.
Means crayz and sane at the same time.
Sam: My girlfriend is Lady ante gagum
Joe: wtf dude?
Sam: She is so sweet yet totaly loco ;)
Joe: i see..smh
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When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.
“I am lack toes in taller ants, i can’t drink milk”
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