a condition characterized by pain in the rectuem typically caused by over use of the anal region
John just got out of federal prison...he's got a real bad case of carpel anus.
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a type on foreplay that leads to anal sex where you rubb someone's anus with your finger.
Praticed by queers and stright guys if they want some backdoor form a woman.
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The process of the penis using the other persons anus for sensation between to people (non-viginal sex).
Can be tricky and hurts at first. Commonly used between two boys that love each other. Sometimes girls and boys do this together (weird).
Person 1:
i'm bored
Person 2:
wana have anus sex tonight mate ?
Person 3:
yeh ok, sound like fun.
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Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it
"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."
When you bleed out of your ass
Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now Iโm having an anus period!
When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.
Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster