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The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?
Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
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A natural occuring emotion built into humans for survival and awareness .
It's very normal to worry about EVERYTHING. It's more common than you think, nowadays used as the ultimate excuse to be a flakey friend , a liar, selfish and most importantly a total cynical cunt .
Common symptoms include not contacting anyone or going into hiding , then appearing out or nowhere when you want or need something of somebody
Selfishness and being cheeky are a all too common.
Alot of people I know have zero issues going up to strangers houses to buy weed / drugs or to party , but have a massive issue getting work or interacting with people outside their comfort zone.
Anxiety 'sufferers' should be kept we'll away from normal functioning people as they only ever bring them down to their level , often filling them with guilt because he / she hasn't been a good friend to them.
God help you if you need them.
I have general anxiety disorder, I will let you down everytime you will rely on me , I will not work nor reciprocate your kindness , well because I have general anxiety disorder you see, so I can't function.
I do however smoke loads of weed and drink copious amounts of drink, because that doenst effect me.
Working does however , or being relied, if I'm ever late for anything because of you it's a catastrophic event because you have zero regard for my illness.
If I make you wait or make youate however , it's funny.
Il often put hahahahahah at the end of everything in a text so it cushions the blow of my invetibale failures and let's downs.
It's called general anxiety disorder etc
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Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
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it doesn’t matter if you are a female or male, everyone can experience this. If you have this you might struggle to say goodbye after spending the entire day with your partner. You might beg for them to stay longer, cry to convince them to. Another example is phone calls, you might struggle to hang up. This might cause sleep disturbances, some people have said to have not been able to sleep peacefully unless their partner is near. separation anxiety from your partner can also be seen in people who need to sleep very close to their partner after sex. some people hold hands and cry when they let go. this is in fact a very serious form of anxiety but is quite alright as long as the relationship is healthy and both people are happy.
“ bro hang up already you’ve been on the phone with her for hours “
“ i cant , Alexis has separation anxiety in relationships she needs me. “
“ baby please lay here with me? you know i have separation anxiety i dont want to be alone. “
When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.
Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.
Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.
Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.