April 1st

it’s national ask a girl out day. Ask out that one girl that rejected you. If she rejects her again just say “April fools”. I mean it is April fools day after all 😏

Friend: it’s april 1st

2 friend: so ?

Friend: it’s national ask a girl out day

2 friend: i thought it was April fools???

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April 26th

If you were born on April 26 my god are you lucky!!!! You were blessed with the body features of a goddess and the personality of a queen. No one compares or even comes close to your beauty ! You are the best of the best! Everyone is desperate to get your attention. Especially the boys!

Boy1: she’s perfect

Boy2: duh she’s born on April 26th

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9th April

The day where friends are allowed to hook up and never have to talk about it again

The 9th April is a friend-hook-up-day

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April 2

Today is ask out someone who has a crush on you day or tell your boyfriend/ girlfriend that you love them.

"Hey do you know what day it is"
"Todays April 2 which means today you have to ask out someone who has a crush on you or tell you boo you love them"
"OH SHit"
"yessir"

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April 21st

National send your tits day.

Person 1: yooo it’s april 21st
Person 2: I’m boutta get some good titties then
Person 3: hi I’m Winston from overwatch
Person 1: holy shit it’s Winston

Winston: overwatch

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April 11

The day that the most depressed people were born also national steal hoodie day

Damn u look sexy in that hoodie *steals hoodie* april 11

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17 april

Day after National horny day 16 april
Comes national smile day 17 April

Today you can ask anyone to send their pictures of their smile

Fuck Nudes, its 17 april send me pictures of your smile

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