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blow it out your ass, johnny

Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.

What do you mean your name isn't Johnathan? Blow it out your ass, Johnny.

by Pontryagin December 23, 2020

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


National Show Your Ass Day

No Matter What You Have to Show Your Ass

AYY it’s National Show Your Ass day

by 11111111191 April 19, 2019

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Get your ass to class bell

The bell that rings, letting you know that you that class is in a few minutes.

That's just the get your ass to class bell, we've still got six minutes.

by faerygirl956 January 26, 2006

21πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Go Real Estate On Your Ass

"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.

YouTube Keyword: madtv real estate

Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!

Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.

by Jesesus B' Me May 4, 2010

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Rip the fire out of your ass

1. To administer a proper, complete, and devastating ass-whooping.
2. Engage in non-consentual anal sex.
3. Light a fart with a lighter

If you don't cut out this shit, I'm gonna rip the fire out of your ass.

by Reds86 September 25, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


kicking the crack out of your ass

1.Term used when debating or in a conflict with another person. Inflicting verbal pain. 2. Beating the bloody hell out of someone. DIRECTIONS FOR USE- Plant left foot solid to the floor directly behind the victim, take step backwards with right foot(far enough so heal is raised), lean foward with upper body, and in one fluid motion let loose the fury of right foot towards victims ass crack. :note: if victim is a fat fuck,directions may need to be repeated to remove the amount of crack from ass.

I was that close to "kicking the crack out of your ass."

by Mackey Mack April 21, 2007

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


freeze your ass off

When a question so incredibly stupid is asked, and avoidance is the best way forward.

"What game mode shall we play?"
"Freeze your ass off"

by NorthKoreanPornstar April 11, 2016

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž