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I ate a bread

Just saying you ate very delicious bread from a store.

Someone: "Wow what are you eating for lunch?"
You "I ate a bread."

by C3LESTIAL February 26, 2021


Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 5, 2023


I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022


Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 16, 2022


That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!

When the delivery driver eats your fries and it's outrageous

"That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!"

by sroobkiller October 30, 2024


that don't mean you ate

It does not mean you are all that or it does not mean you bib good or you are better than others
.

pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate

by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023


you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain

Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!

by Fidgetspinner-man July 3, 2017