August 13

The person with the biggest dick was born

I was born August 13

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august 11

bbs who are born in this day are babies. they're the cutest thing ever, pls protect ;^; they'll probably forget your birthday tho

"when's your birthday?!"
"august 11"
"babie"

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August 4

as you all know cole sprouse/ jughead jones was born in this day. ANYONE BORN ON THIS DAY IS HOT NGL

Cole sprouse was born, August 4th

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August 25

One of the best days of your life. It was a big thing for you! BUT be careful it could be ruined by one person. All your friends may know what you gonna do on that day and they can't wait to call you the next day and ask you how the "day" was. Although if you aren't careful it could turn into the worst day ever. So love with all your heart!

Friend: "Yo! Did you do August 25th??"
You: "Yeah!!! It was FIRE!"

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August 5th

A good boy or girl was born and they will become rich when they are 20

August 5th is a good day

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August 16

If you are born on august 16th you have a huge cock. We’re talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on august 16th you are very lucky.

“He’s born on august 16th, he must have a huge dick”

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August 2nd

August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.

Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "

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