Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.

"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."

liquid autism

When a non autistic person is saying stuff so autistic you could fill a glass with the autism that is coming out of his mouth.

Yo this dumbass be spittin' liquid autism all over the place.

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liquid autism

When someone's speech is so non-sense that you could catch the bull***t leaving their mouth as liquid autism.

A:"My name jeff XD"
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".

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svak autisme

svak autisme is not the same as normal autisme.
it does not affect your health, but it may make your day harder

symptoms:
•can’t write correctly
•can’t take jokes
•around 0 in iq

du kan ikke skrive, og du har 0 i iq. du må ha svak autisme du også

Appalachian Autism

Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.

This boss is so scared, nervous, sneaky and stressed-out? Does have the Appalachian Autism?

mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>

I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism

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autism kow

A sex act often used between irc cuckolds and anime bints where the bint bends over and starts nuzzling the pubic thatch of the nearest jew, upon successfully extracting crabs the cuckold fists the anus of the bint while the jew shout's endorsement as a suser

Woah check out that mad suser chanting at the autism kow those asshats doing