A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.
Wow poor Brandon he smells like shit
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Secretly loves a big dick in his anus he probably the gayest
Brandon had made some wierd movementβs when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasnβt too manly
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gun obsessed puerto rican. probably a terrorist or drug dealer. ISIS but not a muslim.
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A transgender snowflake that canβt take any jokes
Person1: you hear about brandon
Person2: you mean that snowflake
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an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.
how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
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