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An animal that doesn't give a shit.
Considered the most fearless animal on earth.
Hey look, a house full of bees, you think the honey badger gives a shit? No it just wants its honey.
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euphemism for the act of drunken vomiting, particularly when done in the garden or outside of an establishment where a social event is taking place. The phrase derives from the violent, often growling sounds, comparable to that of a woodland creature engaged in a fight that violent, alcohol-induced vomiting produce. The phrase can also be used to deny vomiting in which the person responsible may claim to have literally been wrestling badgers.
He downed a bottle of rum and spent the rest of the evening badger-wrestling in the azaleas...
"I was simply dealing with pest control and can totally handle my drink"
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A Badgers Nose is something on your shopping list. Basically it is any form of food and just a fun way of saying it to confuse your friends.
guy 1: "go to the shop for me"
guy 2: "sure what do'ya want?"
guy 1: "2 Badgers Noses and a Pakki's Ankle"
guy 2: "WHAT?!?"
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A water mammal residing from the peat bogs of North Dartmoor, Devon. This animal is a cross between a land badger and a beaver. It is usually of dark brown in colour with white striped markings on its back and has webbed feet for swimming. Water Badgers usually feed on newts and plankton in the water, but also enjoy the sweet flowers of Wild Heather. Common locations include Raybarrow Pool and Whitemoor Marsh. These animals are incredibly shy and are thought to be the only type of badger living in water. For more information contact the Water Badger Preservation Society: water_badger@yahoo.co.uk
There's a Water Badger wiming in that Marsh.
What a girt big Water Badger!
Save the Water Badgers!
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1. To continue in one's activities with complete disregard to one's surroundings or the surrounding individuals— especially if an aggressive action done casually.
2. The act of don't caring
He totally honey badgered the crap out of the guy when he cut him off on hiway 9.
I'm gonna honey badger that last fruit roll up and don't care who wants it.
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an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area
I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes
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A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina
Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!
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