Jalapeno Bagel

A person of Puerto Rican and Jewish descent.

Kelly Greenberg is a spicy little Jalapeno Bagel.

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Cum bagel

A game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). The object of the game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the pastry (if you ejaculate but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.

If Bill, Joe, Stan are playing Cum bagel. Joe ejaculates and hits the bagel, Bill ejaculates but misses the bagel, and Stan ejaculates and hits the bagel, Then Joe and Stan would be safe and Bill must eat the seaman-covered bagel.

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bagel test

a test about how relaible you are.

some companies have a bagel test before deciding to hire people.

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Bagel Dog

A Jew. Because, you know, they love bagels. And they're dogs.

Ari, Shlomo, Nadav, Alon, Effrecheim Goldenbergstein....all of these men are likely Bagel Dogs.

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Bagel Twisting

The act of two males coming together in an intimate setting where they face each other naked and proceed to combine their erect penises in a twisting motion.

Thomas: Last night Marc and I finally consummated our relationship with a nice bagel twisting session.

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Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

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loose bagel

When a female is a slut and tells everyone about her sexual encounters, she's a loose bagel

lauren is a loose bagel

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