GOOBER BANDITS

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.

First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)

17👍 8👎

bean bandit

A racist term for hispanics/mexicans because all they do is eat beans.

Person 1: Look at that mexican eat that bean burrito!
EviL: What a fucking bean bandit!

50👍 33👎

Silly Bandit

n. A person who specializes in stealing Silly Bandz. These thieves mainly target young children, often while their victims are displaying or trading their Silly Bandz, leaving them vulnerable. They may also act in marauding gangs, suddenly and sometimes violently attacking their victims without warning.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen my Silly Bandz? I swear I had a choo-choo train, a poodle and a unicorn just a second ago!

Guy 2: Nah, bro. Must have been a Silly Bandit. Gotta watch out, those thugs are everywhere!

27👍 15👎

Smokey and the Bandit

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.

My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

15👍 7👎

ass bandit

A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.

You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!

99👍 70👎

grundle bandit

Someone whose sole purpose in life is to munch grundle.

That bitch is such a freak, she loves licking my gooch. She is known as the neighborhood grundle bandit.

10👍 4👎

Fuck Bandit

One who sails the seven virgin seas gittin' sloppy on a public vessel while stealing all ye' fucks.

"'Ey niggah, check out 'dat fuck bandit out dere slangin rock 'n' sippin' on fowties like it wuddin-nuttin."
-Benjamin Franklin
a.k.a Bo Vice

19👍 10👎