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When a Value Boner turns into sex.
"Dude I got a value boner last night and my girlfriend totally turned it into a value banger!" *props*
The best racing in world very popular in the UK and Netherlands where drivers by any car couple popular cars are:
Astra (mk4 mk5)
Corsa (C or B)
Micra K11
Granada (mk1 mk2 mk3)
Jaguar (XJ XJR XJS X-TYPE S-TYPE)
Fiesta ( mk4 mk5)
Focus (Mk1)
They strip the car inside out leaving just the seat and the steering wheel in and take off the bumpers and radiator out they install a cage or H frame which also holds the fuel tank and battery and put a Water tank in the engine bay and they smash each other up
Friend "wanna go banger racing?"
Me "Fuck yeah"
when a guy picks up a girl and holds her up....she crosses her leggs around his back....he slightly picks her up and slides his dick in her pussy....he keeps her attached around him...."popping" her up and down.....
Last nite i did the oddest thing with my boyfriend. He introduced me to a new type of sex. It's called the air banger. All i know is it keeps me happy and him happy but also keeps him in shape!
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1: -Verb
The act of finger fucking a female until she reaches orgasm or the act of her fingering her own vagina until she reaches orgasm
2: -Noun
A female way below your standards, that you would not have sex with but you wouldn't mind finger fucking her and getting a blowjob
1: Nancy pulled her panties to the side and wanted me to fanger banger till she came, I did but I told her she could fanger banger self.
2: Nancy is such an ugly, nasty hoe that I wouldn't stick my dick in her, she's such a fanger banger, even after 16 beers.
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a dented car with a lot of rust with little or no paint on it.
the low-lifes who usualy drive these cars also live in them.
"that car looks like its straight out the junkyard"
"its an old banger"
"is that a token christain living in the back?"
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Tha contentz of a highly used but badly flushed toilet.
OK, who was it that didn't flush and left a bowl full of 'bangerz and mash'
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