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baseball bat betty

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.

Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.

by Solo Smith March 25, 2008

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


lacrosse vs. baseball

an argument between men playing lacrosse and baseball trying to determine which sport is better.

it is usually never decided because baseball players try to end the conversation instead of admiting that lacrosse is better

Lp: why dont you play lacrosse?
Bp: Because baserball is better
Lp: You mean you cant get hit
Bp: Look i gotta go, i have practice

lacrosse vs. baseball

... it has been proven that lacrosse is and always will be better than baseball ever is

by tOxIc mInD 13 March 13, 2009

340πŸ‘ 262πŸ‘Ž


sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

25πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Ale plays baseball

A Memer who likes baseball and who is a baseball player who is funny and also nice and has good friends And who likes Wii sports memes

Ale plays baseball btw

by Ale was here btw October 3, 2019


c team baseball

a group of boys from fort collins high school who suck each other off in the back of the bus

We in c team baseball

by up down left right November 20, 2022


Pro Baseball Experience

Lit ass simulation baseball league

That Pro Baseball Experience discord was straight banging today

by Moe Willis October 26, 2020


Baseball Awareness Month

september celebrates awareness for all the monster dingers us baseball players hit. so go out and smack one over the fence will ya.

this month is baseball awareness month!

by andrew’s famous definitions :) September 15, 2019