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A seduction technique in which a woman nags her lover about not putting his clothes in the laundry basket. The woman proceeds to move the clothes to the laundry basket, all while engaging in continuous intercourse.
Man 1: Hey man, how did last go with Tina?
Man 2: It was pretty good, even though she pulled a laundry basket on me.
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Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.
"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"
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A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.
If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.
An alternate closet that sits on your bedroom floor after clothes are removed from the dryer
"Hey, do you have a spare dress? " "Yes, check my laundry basket."
Admitting a crush, to another person without them knowing.
"is Alana laundry basketing to Andrew?"
"Totally, I dont think he noticed."
Basket Case
An outer shell or box for your basket.
Billy: Our basket's gettin' busted!
Billy's Grandpa:
Son, it's about time we get a new basket case.
Can you bust that banana basket for me 😲 or Let me get a piece of that banana basket