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When you've gotta wash your pits and your clit.
Girl, I know imma meet someone tonight but it's been a long day, i needa take a hoe bath.
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Apparently they go hard; sufficient evidence has yet to be gathered to support this statement.
University of Bath First Year - "Why are there two Universities in Bath?"
University of Bath Fourth Year - "There is only one University in Bath."
First Year - "But what about Bath Spa University?"
Fourth Year - "Hush, child! We do not speak those words; the correct name is Bath College of Higher Education."
First Year - "But it gained University status in 2005!"
Fourth Year - "They provide a course in Circus Performance."
First Year - "There is only one University in Bath."
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the act of applying deoderant after not showering for weeks
that dude smelled like stephen colbert's vagina after his 5th hobo bath
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Step 1 - man plops his testicles into a tea-pot full of lukewarm water and fairy liquid
Step 2 - James Parn blows delicately down the spout creating a sensual whirlpool of balls, water and bubbles
Step 3 - collect well deserved valve ticket!
Ballble Bath bubble bath balls testicles james tea pot
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Bath girls are Instagram or twitter users that routinely upload picture of themselves naked in a bathtub usually accompanied by a fluorescent "bath bomb". Common picture captions include "oops"(referring to suggestive nature of the picture) and/or a off-hand comment about something unrelated to the picture in order to divert attention away from the blatant obnoxiousness of the picture. Bath girls are commonly immature hipsters and/or insecure attention seekers that don't have/want the commitment of a real relationship and would rather share intimate photos with creepy strangers on the internet.
Dude my girlfriend just posted a picture of herself in the bathtub nude
Sorry to break it to you man but your girlfriend is a bath girl
What?
It means she isn't getting enough from you.. bro
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to mingle in a group of people to be sociable and PRETTY COOL DUDE WALKING AROUND A PARTY MEETING HOTTIES
On saturday I want to bathe in the crowd at the nats game, and meet some very sauce people.
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The practice of urinating outdoors at a crowded house party so as to avoid the long line for the single indoor bathroom. The half bath can be situated in a garden, yard, driveway or other semi-secluded spot outdoors. Term originates from the name given to the second or guest bathrooms many newer houses are equipped with, but are absent in older houses and apartments.
The line for the bathroom was way too long, so I used the half bath out behind the garage.
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