The most hardest book in the wurl to annotate...
what kind of a teacher would say that she loves children when she makes them annotate the poisonwood bible!?
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Any one of the hopelessly retarded, who believe in a Sky Fairy. who despite their many sins will welcome them with open arms. Following their last encounter with a truely enlightened being, who in a fit of disgust cracks their shit spewing heads open with the nearest garbage can! Also uptight, self adoring, viscious, single minded shit for brains.
TREADEAGEL: Every knee will bow to him, even if we have to break youre legs!
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In CB slanguage, a Sultan of Slang who uses so much slang that even other Sultans of Slang have to look up what they're saying in the CB Slanguage Bible to understand what they're saying.
When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.
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A member of the group of uptight assholes (like my father and stepmom) whos whole life revolves around praising a book and worshiping some dead bloody guy nailed to two pieces of wood formed into a "t" shape.
i hate the bible bangers. they won let me blast my blink-182 cds! the fucking assholes!
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A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:
Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.
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Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..
My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!
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A collection or compendium of information demonstrating a comprehensive knowledge of sexuality.
CaitlainsCorner.com is sex bible.
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