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The Poisonwood Bible

The most hardest book in the wurl to annotate...

what kind of a teacher would say that she loves children when she makes them annotate the poisonwood bible!?

by noos llib August 23, 2010

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Bible Borg

Any one of the hopelessly retarded, who believe in a Sky Fairy. who despite their many sins will welcome them with open arms. Following their last encounter with a truely enlightened being, who in a fit of disgust cracks their shit spewing heads open with the nearest garbage can! Also uptight, self adoring, viscious, single minded shit for brains.

TREADEAGEL: Every knee will bow to him, even if we have to break youre legs!

by MaxHeadrom December 18, 2003

32๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


bible-mouth

In CB slanguage, a Sultan of Slang who uses so much slang that even other Sultans of Slang have to look up what they're saying in the CB Slanguage Bible to understand what they're saying.

When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

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Bible Banger

A member of the group of uptight assholes (like my father and stepmom) whos whole life revolves around praising a book and worshiping some dead bloody guy nailed to two pieces of wood formed into a "t" shape.

i hate the bible bangers. they won let me blast my blink-182 cds! the fucking assholes!

by x-blink-a-holic-x February 24, 2005

155๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible Thumper

Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..

My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!

by Carl Juniors' son January 24, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex Bible

A collection or compendium of information demonstrating a comprehensive knowledge of sexuality.

CaitlainsCorner.com is sex bible.

by AngelaHope September 18, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž