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A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.
Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.
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A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.
Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.
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Something so amazing, its cooler than beans, and snazzier than sliced bread.
John: Hey! I got the new girl's number!
Kevin: Dude! Rad biscuits!
A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.
Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.
Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.
(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.
Colloquialism with several meanings such as an irritation, a course of action, or even an injury.
I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.
Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.
Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.