Colloquial term for any cola based drink that is a godsend during any hangover session.
A: Mate I'm soooo hungover
B: (handing A a Coke) I reckon a trip to the black doctor is in order.
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Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.
Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: βfuck! heβs bollock black nowβ
Having to work on both days of a given weekend.
On q4 call, black weekend comes once a month. Then you go to work again on Monday like nothing happened.
An individual who find themselves is an extraordinary and/or highly unlikely circumstance.
1) I was so out of place at that party, people looked at me like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.
The second coming in disguise. Known as the lord, or more lovingly, "Middy". they're known for their secret sparklefursexyanimebeast transformation "MIDNIGHTBLOOD BLACKFANG"! they're married to the gorgeous 500 lb "Heavy" Rain. they're known for their strong view of "guns don't kill!" and how they're the one to make the devil go running just with one striking glare...
"Have you heard of midnight black?"
"Midnight black?"
"DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION THE MIDNIGHT!"
Like a unicorn or Bigfoot a Black Lifeguard is an urban myth
They say a black lifeguard haunts these waters.
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To always try to trump someone else in a conversation.
An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."
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