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When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.
1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!
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having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.
Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."
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Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.
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Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.
Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.
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A living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.
Agie: I had a cold sleepless night, Robert didn't come home.
Kate: oh, I'm so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm...
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Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.
Her comment was such a blanket text.
The blanket texts was spread around widely.
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The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.
Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket
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