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bleaching the sheets

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen

Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then

by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018


Lemon Bleach

Hello my name is Mr Lemon Bleach and i will be your physics teacher! In this class we will learn how to drink lemon bleach!

Lemon bleach is guuuuuuud

by MrLemonBleach May 22, 2018


bleach eyebrows

basically just eyebrows that camouflage w/ the skin tone.

Omg chief keef has big bleach eyebrows

by realedp September 15, 2018


sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.

"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."

by Huppalyssa February 29, 2016


Bleach

The most delectable substance you'll ever drink.

Only causes small damage to the brain.

Taste like candy.

Takes only a few gallons of it to die.

Can find at ur local grocery store!

I drank 3 gallons of bleach last night it was so good!

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 17, 2017


Bleach

What I want to drink when I think about the following things.
Milenials having children, the future of America, stupid new age baby names (Seriously, who names their child Tyce), my chances of succeeding in life, America under Trumps rule, Kanye actually winning in 2020, how futile my vote is considering the completely unnecessary electoral college, the living conditions of the North Korean people, the fact that every day I walk into school I need to pray it’s not the day a school shooter stops by for a quick how do you do.

Person 1:”I was thinking about new age baby names, where’s the bleach.”
Person 2:”We’re our after your last session.”
Person 1:”God damnit.”

by Blacklisted Omnivore March 31, 2018


bleach

A mid anime that gets overshadowed by peak piece. The series is 6/10 on a good day which is extremely sad compared to 10/10 piece. Not a single good episode or chapter, the art is terrible, doesn't even touch half of one piece's manga sales even though it's part of the big 3. It's quite embarrassing how terrible bleach truly is.

bleach is mid. watch some one piece and move on with life you child.

by supremeluffy69 June 10, 2022