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An adjective describing someone who, it is plain to see, can't see. Sometimes hard to distinguish between this, and a moron
Note: Sometimes confused with blindingly obvious
*Thud*
Foolish Guy: "Hey, why does that guy keep walking into walls?"
Cool, wise guy: "Well he's obviously blind... Well, that or he's just a moron"
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When a girls areola and nipple are the same color as their skin tone.
I was with this chick last night and she took off her shirt, wouldn't you know it, THE BLIND NIPPLE!!! You couldn't tell if she had nipples or not.
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When someone is unwilling to admit that the updated version of something is better because of their nostalgia to the old one.
He is so nostalgia blinded from older Minecraft that he won’t admit 1.17 is better.
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An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously.
It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.
She: Why didn't you pay the credit card bill?
He: I was going to but when I looked at my phone, I saw five new emails, which I had to read, and a missed Skype call, which I had to return … and then I forgot what I was supposed to do. Sorry, I think I've got iPhone Blindness.
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being in love with someone based on their personality, rather than looks.
"Dude she's so ugly!"
"Well we have a blind love"
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Being "blonde blind" refers to the tendency for many men to ignore or be oblivious to a woman's less-than-attractive facial features just because she has blonde hair. This blindness is especially profound when the woman also has large breasts or is wearing enough make-up to further the illusion of attractiveness. Often, prettier brunettes and red-heads are ignored by men altogether if these women are in the company of, or are in close proximity to, a girl with any shade of blonde hair, no matter what the blonde looks like facially.
Eddie could tell his jockish friends were blonde blinded by the girl sitting at the bar. They were ignoring the gorgeous brunette behind the counter just to ogle the bleach blonde with horse-teeth, a hooked nose, and way too much make-up.
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An illegal keg party where admission is charged.
Dude, we need your three bucks for that keg stand.
Dude, my fraternity was busted for a blind pig party last night.
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