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A blowjob that a woman gives a guy after he takes her home from a date and just before she gets out of the car etc.
She gave him a goodnight blowjob.
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When you open a can of pineapple and take a ring of pineapple around his dick , and enjoy the flavor .
I did an Hawaiian blowjob on that guy and it tasted good .
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Two strait dudes square off, one dude is down on his knees with his mouth wide open and the other is standing with his cock out. Similar to vehicular chicken, both dudes begin to engage, moving strait at one another. The first to veer off, loses.
Last night my buddy challenged me to a round of Blowjob Chicken.
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The act of rolling down the car windows on a hot, Summer day to dry your hair when its just too damn hot to use a blow dryer.
Yeah, I'm on my way over. I"m running late and it's fucking hot. I just got out of the shower. I'm just gonna get a Summer Blowjob on my way over. I'll be windswept and fucking fabulous.
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Giving a blowjob while wearing red lipstick.
Boy: Give me a blowjob!
Girl: But i'm wearing red lipstick!
Boy: That's okay! You can give me a CLASSY BLOWJOB!
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When a girl uses ropes to hang from the ceiling and spins like a helicopter while performing oral sex
Dude i was getting a massage in Shanghai and the whore pulled ropes out, hung herself from the ceiling and gave me a helicopter blowjob!
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The act of performing felatio on a penis with the added trick of keeping said penis in the mouth and allowing it to be wet with spittle but not touching any of the mouth itself. At such a point, the blowjob giver then exhales (blows) around the penis providing a cooling, added sensation to the act that is otherwise not typically a part of felatio. Contrary to popular definition, a blowjob is not simply a synonym of felatio -- it's a distinct variation on the act.
Man, that blowjob you gave me last night really helped to sooth my ridiculously sore cock. Maybe we should start using some lube, you dried up old hag...
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